Idiot Suspends Search For Smurfs.

Dear reader, After consulting with my daughters, who are 7 (seven) and 1.5 (18 (eighteen) months), I’ve decided to suspend my search for the Smurfs. Apparently, it’s a “dumb idea” and “really embarrassing“. I thought they’d be into it, you know? “A little concerning” they said. Whatever. I leave you with this:

Do Smurfs Really Exist?

Holy Schick, guys. Hold on to your heavy denim overalls…do I have some news for you. Information that could change the world as we know it. I love a good mystery. But something I love more is discovering that those little blue men, and at least one (1) woman, who until recently existed only in […]