Hello (Again) 

Hey! Apologies for my absence. I’ve been going through some life shit. Lots of stuff to write about. There seems to be a lull in the action at the moment so lets jump right to it! First, I’ll be posting a few Worst Songs before anything else. The list is getting long, with new contenders […]


Hey guys! Sorry it’s been a minute since I last wrote anything. Just doing the stay at home dad thing keeps me busy. When not doing that, I’m doing yard work. When not doing that, I’m doing the band thing. (We’re almost done recording 1-2 demos songs to release into cyberspace!) Oh, and we have […]

Happy Mother’s Day

Tell your mom how much you love her. Tell her you’re sorry for everything. About the drugs, the booze, the having sex with her friends, the fire that one time. For destroying every relationship she tried to have after your dad died/left her. For staying at home well into your 20s. For that tattoo. For […]

Is Al Sharpton OK, guys?

Look, the Al Sharpton grew up knowing from TV was a rotund man. Righteous, but flamboyantly jolly. So yesterday, while we were recording at Kyle’s house, Marc and I were talking and at some point Al Sharpton came up and Marc informed me that he “wasn’t looking too good lately”. So this morning I used […]