SUMMER IS HERE: An Update

Hey guys! Sorry it’s been a minute since I last wrote anything. Just doing the stay at home dad thing keeps me busy. When not doing that, I’m doing yard work. When not doing that, I’m doing the band thing. (We’re almost done recording 1-2 demos songs to release into cyberspace!) Oh, and we have […]

Oh. “It Is What It Is”, Is It?

Have you ever been in a deep conversation, or an intense debate, and when one person wants to end it, he or she proclaims “It is what it is!” Maybe you’ve  used this tactic too. When you’ve reached a point in a debate where you either know you’re losing, or you’ve run out of things […]

What Happened To You, Nutella?

What’s going on here? Why is there all of a sudden an intense marketing push on re: Nutella, lately? Didja notice? (FYI: Nutella is part of the Ferrero company. The good people who brought us Ferrero Rochers, Tic Tacs and Kinder Surprises, amongst other things.)  Along with Fluff, Nutella used to be a sort of […]

Wine: The Acceptable Alternative?

Hey dudes and dudettes. What I’m about to tear into here is something that, to me, is one of society’s biggest double standards. We’re often quick to condemn someone who drinks beer every night. Shit, if someone were to drink 2-3 drinks of Mint Schnapps every night, we’d be considering having an intervention. Right? But […]

Thoughts About Camo

Ok. Can you guys please fuck off with the camo-everything. It’s way overdue. It’s hunting season year round with you people. Camo beer cozies, camo carpet, camo condoms. Please stop. It’s terrible. If at least it was the cool 80s style camo, with the dark green and the black and the brown and the tan […]