Hey guys! Sorry it’s been a minute since I last wrote anything. Just doing the stay at home dad thing keeps me busy. When not doing that, I’m doing yard work. When not doing that, I’m doing the band thing. (We’re almost done recording 1-2 demos songs to release into cyberspace!) Oh, and we have […]
Didja watch the finale? Did it make you mad? Some nerds took the time to slow down the last few seconds of the episode. This video seems to indicate that our boyfriend Glenn is the one who gets it. But I dunno…could be a ruse.
Have you ever been in a deep conversation, or an intense debate, and when one person wants to end it, he or she proclaims “It is what it is!” Maybe you’ve used this tactic too. When you’ve reached a point in a debate where you either know you’re losing, or you’ve run out of things […]
This is no longer fun to watch. I’m burnt out off it. He’s just everywhere, and has been so for months now. He has small hands and a tiny brain. He’s The Golden Orange. He’s running for President of the United States of America with zero (0) political experience, other than being good friends with […]
What’s going on here? Why is there all of a sudden an intense marketing push on re: Nutella, lately? Didja notice? (FYI: Nutella is part of the Ferrero company. The good people who brought us Ferrero Rochers, Tic Tacs and Kinder Surprises, amongst other things.) Along with Fluff, Nutella used to be a sort of […]
Hey dudes and dudettes. What I’m about to tear into here is something that, to me, is one of society’s biggest double standards. We’re often quick to condemn someone who drinks beer every night. Shit, if someone were to drink 2-3 drinks of Mint Schnapps every night, we’d be considering having an intervention. Right? But […]
Ok. Can you guys please fuck off with the camo-everything. It’s way overdue. It’s hunting season year round with you people. Camo beer cozies, camo carpet, camo condoms. Please stop. It’s terrible. If at least it was the cool 80s style camo, with the dark green and the black and the brown and the tan […]